Four things I love in my flat

The house mate.

I cannot speak more highly of her. She boozes away most Saturday afternoon's with me and calls the ambulance when I tell her to.

Destroyed Tee by Pop Issue from the Black Heaven S/S 10 collection.

Pop Issue is everything I love about Australian fashion; simple, black and lightweight. Customs raped me with taxes when I got this to London and it end up costing me a fuckload. I still love it.

My nipple sticks out of this top and not in an attractive, muscled way as seen on the website. Think flaccid. Think hairy.

I still maintain this top will get me some sexy time this summer.

The vintage eighties-shoulder pad-faux snake print-extravaganza of cool jacket.

This puppy belongs to the house mate. When she wears this out on the town she projects a strange image.

It is a cross between a sex goddess, 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the bar' type of look which, at the same time says 'I will fucking castrate you for even looking at me and my amazing vintage eighties-shoulder pad-faux snake print-extravaganza of cool jacket.

Lanvin S/S 10 mirror necklace.

This necklace is pure FASHION PORN.

Everything about this collection was amazing and this was about the only thing I could afford. I am still paying it off. I don't care though, such is my love for this obscenely overpriced piece of perspex.

Here is the runway show...thank fuck the TASH IS BACK.